July 5th, 2011 
maxlance1 In the 1970s there were three television channels: CBS, NBC and ABC. If you had a show on the air, take an average episode of M*A*S*H for example, you would pull in a bare minimum of twenty million viewers. There weren’t a lot of choices and nobody cared. People didn’t pine for a thousand channels [...]
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No Comments » September 23rd, 2010 maxlance1 This post might be a little tricky to pull off due to only a nascent understanding of puns in the native Somali language, but I wonder if Somalia has some version of their own pirate jokes to regale their future raiders and crusaders like we have here. The first question has to be whether the [...]
Posted in language, news, travel, Uncategorized, war Tags: africa, aids, argh, best pirate jokes, crisis, cruises, current events, fertile crescent, funniest pirate jokes, guns, hijacking, horn of africa, hostages, hotel rwanda, kidnapping, military, news, pirate day, pirate jokes, pirate puns, pirates, pirating, raids, rwanda, seas, Somali pirates, somalia, somalia pirates, somalia pirates information, talk like a pirate, talk like a pirate day, war, world issues No Comments » April 10th, 2010 maxlance1 The explosion in tensions in Kyrgyzstan this week showed how susceptible governments are if they oppress citizens and command a weak police presence. We have all learned that you can’t keep citizens from the vowels they deserve. I’m not exactly sure where Kyrgyzstan is located. I tried searching for it on Google Maps, but instead [...]
Posted in language, news, travel, war Tags: afghanistan, balkans, consonants, current events, daily show, english, government, history, jokes about Kyrgyzstan, jokes on current events, kazakhstan, Kyrgyzstan, Kyrgyzstan jokes, Kyrgyzstan news, Kyrgyzstan overthrow, Kyrgyzstan revolt, Kyrgyzstan revolution, Kyrgyzstan riots, Kyrgyzstan unrest, language, language jokes, military, netherlands, news, news jokes, Obama, poland, post soviet countries, post soviet future, post soviet states, press, russia, soviet bloc, soviet union, troops, unrest, vowels, war, weekend update No Comments » February 18th, 2010 maxlance1 Shutter Island opens today, which adds another to a long line of movies that for no apparent reason go unnecessarily out of their way to feature a star performing his rendition of a terrible Boston accent. Mark Ruffalo can finally join the ranks of Robin Williams, Leonardo DiCaprio, Mark Wahlberg, Martin Sheen, Ben Affleck, Jack [...]
Posted in entertainment, language, Movies, travel Tags: bad boston accents, ben affleck, boston, boston accents, boston dating, boston girls, butchered boston accents, casey affleck, chicks, haiti, haiti earthquake, haiti earthquake movie, hot boston girls, hot chicks, leonardo di caprio, mark ruffalo, mark wahlberg, martin sheen, massacheusetts, matt damon, shutter island, terrible boston accents No Comments » January 18th, 2010 maxlance1 Whenever it rains in New York, the street vendors come out in full force to hawk umbrellas, but I could never figure out why they were more aggressive with their sales pitch than any other person along Times Square. The knockoff wallet dude is always chill, sitting along the sidewalk playing dominoes with cell phone [...]
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Crazy Girls, the number one bestseller on the Amazon Kindle Singles, is available for download from Amazon. Pills, drugs, alcohol, religious nuts, depression, cheating and the NYPD; comedian and writer Max Lance recounts his worst nights from the New York City dating scene. DOWNLOAD HERE
Max Lance is a writer, producer and performer. He was nominated for a Student Emmy, Humanitas Fellowship and was a finalist for the Page Screenplay Award. He writes features, TV and syndicates his blog while hosting the travel show The Trip Next Door and working at Chernin Entertainment. A New York City native, Max graduated the USC film school and now lives in Los Angeles.
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