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Americans Saying America is The Best Country is The Same As Loud, Fat Sports Fans Saying Their Home Team is The Best

March 28th, 2011

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Many people are quick to label America the best country in the world, and there was something about this grand proclamation that struck a cord that I finally placed. It is exactly when loser fans of high-spending winning teams say that their team is the best in the world, yet the fans themselves have never done anything in their lives but cheer on real winners.

America might be the Yankees, Celtics and Steelers, but Americans are the fans of the Yankees, Celtics and Steelers. A bunch of loud and overweight chest-thumping losers who failed to live up to the potential of top players on the field. Instead, we question the decisions of leaders and pick fights with rivals.

Posted in America, Baseball, history, news, sports, war

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The Middle East And North Africa Really Want To See Tits

February 23rd, 2011

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The unrest sparked in Tunisia that has spread across North Africa and the Middle East is on the precipice of changing the way that the Arab world sees tits. For decades, autocratic rulers have held all the power when it comes to viewing tits and now citizens are taking to the streets to protest. Whether [...]

Posted in girls, history, news, Politics, race, war

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Should Movie Theaters Institute Segregated Seating For Pedophiles During the Justin Bieber Movie?

February 9th, 2011

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With Justin Bieber’s new movie [finally] on the horizon, pedophiles who are both cinephiles and casual movie-goers are flocking away from playgrounds and to their local AMC to catch the latest blockbuster. But a debate is raging over whether or not these lovers of films and children alike should have their own Jim Crow-type seating [...]

Posted in entertainment, history, law, Movies, Music

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When Hitler Said The Japanese Were “Honorary Aryans,” Doesn’t That Seem Like Something The Ruler of a Tree House Would Do?

February 4th, 2011

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It seems important to start this post by clarifying I have several other qualms with Adolph Hitler. This is, by far, pretty low on the list of annoying things Hitler did in his lifetime, and given the opportunity to remark upon his record, this would not carry the same magnitude as a couple other of [...]

Posted in history, Politics, race, war

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Starting a Relationship With Opposite Feelings Towards Kids Is Like The Three-Fifths Compromise In The Constitution

December 3rd, 2010

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And Civil War is just ahead on the sixty-five year horizon. Imagine if all thirteen colonies had to agree on whether or not to have kids. Sure you could sweep the issue under the table for a little while, but eventually it will erupt in a total war that has its true roots edited in [...]

Posted in About Max, Dating, girls, history, relationships, war

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How Have Serbians Preserved An Entire Ethnicity of People Who All Look Drunk?

June 17th, 2010

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Serbia seems to have produced an entire nation of citizens who all look like they are drunk

Posted in basketball, entertainment, history, Soccer, sports, travel, war

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9 Insane Robberies That Actually Worked

March 24th, 2010

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9. Boston Museum Boston, Massachusetts, March 18, 1990, $300 Million worth of paintings One of the largest art thefts in history, two more “police officers” knocked on a security entrance side door and quickly tied up the two guards on duty. The thieves stole three Rembrants and a Vermeer along with eight other paintings, all [...]

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High School Summary

March 22nd, 2010

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High School Summary is a Student Emmy Award-Nominated web series by Max Lance and Dan Lance summarizing high school subjects in four-minute animated shorts.

Posted in books, Featured, history, Viral Videos

Tags: a tale of two cities summary, book summary videos, Conjunction Train Wreck, hamlet, high school books summarized, high school summary, Macbeth, macbeth summary

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