March 22nd, 2011 
maxlance1 Typical American news junkie, latching onto the news of the day, the crisis of the week, the humanitarian effort of the month. One world-changing event after another makes us immediately forget the previous crisis that is still ongoing. This is why we must not allow the Japanese earthquake, tsunami and nuclear emergency make us forget [...]
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No Comments » October 18th, 2010 maxlance1 Football is supposed to be a violent sport and we need to stop letting doctors getting in the way. If our favorite sport is going to return to its glory days of brutes running haphazardly through mud and snow then that’s where our understanding of brain matter must return as well.
Posted in Favorites, football, health, Science, sports Tags: aaron rodgers concussion, aaron rogers concussion, brain injuries, brandon jacobs, brett favre concussion, buy football pads, concussion, concussions, cuncussions, doctors, drew brees, drew brees concussion, effects of concussions, eli manning, fake concussion, football, football helmets, future football helmets, future football pads, future nfl helmets, growth of nfl players, head injuries, helmets, medical staff, nfl, nfl helmets, nfl pads, nfl players size, nfl trainers, offensive linesman, payton manning concussion, peyton manning, peyton manning concussion, physicians, science, sports, sports doctors, sports injuries, sports medicine, sports trainers, team doctors, weak concussion, weak players No Comments » September 1st, 2010 maxlance1 Very bad news this week from the glorious world of seeing eight different doctors before getting a diagnosis. My knee injury from six weeks ago has now been identified as an ACL tear, by a real doctor rather than my original health insurance that I like to call WebMD.com. Since I like to think that [...]
Posted in Dating, health, hiking, relationships, Sex Tags: acl, acl information, acl surgery, bad dating stories, bad relationships, co-dependence, co-dependency, co-dependent, crazy ex, crazy ex-girlfriend, crazy exes, crazy girls, crazy l.a. dating, ex-girlfriend, exes, girlfriend, girlfriends, knee, knee injuries, knee injury, knee reconstruction, l.a. girls, los angeles dating, love, mcl, miniscus, pcl, psycho ex, psycho ex story, relationship advice, relationship tips, ruptured acl, sex, torn acl No Comments » May 6th, 2010 maxlance1 5. Chandler Boulevard One of the newest bicycle right-of-ways in the city, this stretches across nearly the entire valley floor from one side of boring, ghetto suburbia to the other. There’s not a lot of sun cover, which makes the Chandler path useless from May through October, and you have to stop frequently at intersections, [...]
Posted in cars, health, hiking, los angeles, travel Tags: ballona creek, balona creek, best bicycle lanes in la, best bicycle lanes los angeles, best bicycle shop los angeles, best bike lanes los angeles, best biking lanes in los angeles, best places to bike in los angeles, bicycles, bicycles los angeles, bike clubs la, bike los angeles, bike shops los angeles, bikes, biking, chandler blvd bicycle, chandler boulevard bike path, critical mass, culver city bike path, five best bicycle lanes, five best bicycle lanes in la, five best bike lanes, los angeles, los angeles bicycling clubs, manhattan beach bike path, midnight ridazz, midnight riders, midnight riders los angeles, venice beach bike path 2 Comments » February 1st, 2010 maxlance1 Posted in Graphs and Charts, health Tags: age, ageing, aging, elderly people, funny noises, getting older, grandma, grandpa, grandparents, hoackey, hoaky, old noises, old people, old people noises, old people sounds, old timer's day, old timey, race jokes, racism, racist jokes, screaming, stories, storytelling, the elderly No Comments » January 22nd, 2010 maxlance1 Posted in Favorites, health Tags: 24 hour fitness, bored at work, cheap gym, choose a gym, comedy, crunch, curves, exercise, fitness, flow chart, funny, funny flow chart, gold's, gym, gym flow chart, gym membership, lucille roberts, math, nysc, pick gym, right gym, sports, work, working out, workout brands, workouts No Comments » January 20th, 2010 maxlance1 Motivated by a deep-seeded desire to appear smart and insightful, I recently read Fast Food Nation back-to-back with the Omnivore’s Dilemma, both of which made me extremely hungry. There’s no question that these books are important and educational, which is the exact message I wanted to convey to people seeing me reading these books on [...]
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Crazy Girls, the number one bestseller on the Amazon Kindle Singles, is available for download from Amazon. Pills, drugs, alcohol, religious nuts, depression, cheating and the NYPD; comedian and writer Max Lance recounts his worst nights from the New York City dating scene. DOWNLOAD HERE
Max Lance is a writer, producer and performer. He was nominated for a Student Emmy, Humanitas Fellowship and was a finalist for the Page Screenplay Award. He writes features, TV and syndicates his blog while hosting the travel show The Trip Next Door and working at Chernin Entertainment. A New York City native, Max graduated the USC film school and now lives in Los Angeles.
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