April 8th, 2010 
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No Comments » March 10th, 2010 maxlance1 Most military setbacks throughout history are caused by the favored Army being more prepared for the previous war than the one they are currently losing. We have become fully adapted for the terrain and tactics of one enemy, then enter a new landscape and demands and we are caught off guard. This is exactly how [...]
Posted in Dating, girls, relationships, Sex, war Tags: arguing with girlfriend, bad relationships, bad sex, dating, ex-girlfriends, fighting with girlfriend, fights, frat parties, girl fights, how to win an argument, jello wrestling, love, military strategy, military techniques, military theory, mud wrestling, relationships, revolutionary war, sex, sexy girlfriends, vietnam, war, war with girlfriend, world war 2, world war i, world war one No Comments » February 16th, 2010 maxlance1 I was watching those figure skaters during the Olympics and it really made me wonder whether the pairs figure skaters go out there knowing what they’re going to do, or if one starts doing something and then the other one’s like, “OK, sure, let’s give that a try.” I was also wondering how to milk [...]
Posted in entertainment, girls, sports Tags: 2010 olympics, canada olympics, china figure skating, chinese figure skaters, czech republic, figure skating, figure skating championships, figure skating outfits, figure skating teams, gold medal figure skating, kavalier and clay, nancy kerrigan, olympic figure skating, Olympics, pairs figure skating, russian figure skaters, skating, slovakia, tonya harding, usa olympics, vancouver olympics 1 Comment » February 16th, 2010 maxlance1 Since horror movies are down to such a cookie cutter formula, why can’t you plug in your own actresses-it-isn’t-working-out-for and get a solid killer and turn your $5 Million dollar budget into a $6 Million straight-to-DVD blockbuster? Follow these steps to be the next Wes Craven wannabe. Catch a Falling Star The most important thing [...]
Posted in entertainment, girls, Movies Tags: bad horror movies, can't hardly wait, dvd, emmanuelle, final destination, friday the 13th, halloween, halloween horror movies, horror, horror films, horror movie formula, horror movies, how to make a film, how to make a horror film, how to make a movie, I know what you did last summer, jason, jennifer love hewitt, jenniver aniston, nightmare on elm street, porn, scary movie, scream, straight to dvd, wes craven No Comments » February 8th, 2010 maxlance1 I know it sounds obnoxious to complain about the weather report in Los Angeles, mostly because you really need to go out of your way to find a weather report. If you’re going to start an argument involving local jet streams in L.A., then you’re really doing it just to be a dick. But there [...]
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Crazy Girls, the number one bestseller on the Amazon Kindle Singles, is available for download from Amazon. Pills, drugs, alcohol, religious nuts, depression, cheating and the NYPD; comedian and writer Max Lance recounts his worst nights from the New York City dating scene. DOWNLOAD HERE
Max Lance is a writer, producer and performer. He was nominated for a Student Emmy, Humanitas Fellowship and was a finalist for the Page Screenplay Award. He writes features, TV and syndicates his blog while hosting the travel show The Trip Next Door and working at Chernin Entertainment. A New York City native, Max graduated the USC film school and now lives in Los Angeles.
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