October 21st, 2011 
maxlance1 Gift shopping is never easy. Whether you want to surprise a loved one, family member or dead stuffed cat, it is hard to know exactly what that special someone will want, especially if you want to stay within budget. Now that I have a girlfriend (see you later, dead, stuffed cat), it appeared as though [...]
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July 19th, 2011 maxlance1 Crazy Girls, my first book about nightmare dates, was number one on the Amazon Kindle Singles Bestsellers List.
Posted in About Max, books, Dating, entertainment, Featured, girls, los angeles, new york, relationships, Sex, writing Tags: amazon kindle, amazon kindle singles, bad dates book, book about bad dates, books about bad dates, books about dating, crazy girls, crazy girls book, crazy girls e-book, crazy girls kindle, crazy girls kindle singles, crazy girls max lance, e-book, funny dates book, funny dating stories book, kindle bestsellers, kindle singles, kindle singles bestsellers, kindle singles max lance, max lance, max lance book, max lance e-book, nightmare date stories, nightmare dates, sex stories book, terrible dates No Comments » June 29th, 2011 maxlance1 As one of a small collection of die-hard American soccer fans, I strongly support the U.S. Women’s National Team in pursuit of the Women’s World Cup trophy. I remember Brandi Chastain sending in the tournament-winning goal in ’99 and followed their early oust in the ’03 and ’07 tournaments. But those riot fences behind the [...]
Posted in America, girls, Soccer, sports Tags: 2011 fifa women's world cup, 2011 women's world cup, 2011 world cup, ayso, brandi chastain, brandi chastain topless, europe riots, european union, fifa women's world cup, germany world cup, girl's sports, girls, girls world cup, greece riots, greek riots, hooligans, interpol, lady world cup, riot gear, shirt removal soccer, soccer blog, soccer riot, soccer riot fence, sports, united states soccer, united states women's national soccer team, united states women's soccer, us women's national team, us women's soccer, uswnt, wnba, women's soccer, women's soccer riots, women's sports, Women's world cup, world cup 2011 No Comments » April 16th, 2011 maxlance1 Facing an array of failure on the cusp of my college graduation and impending one-hundred-and-twenty-thousand dollars of student loan debt at the age of twenty-six, my life options have never been more clear. Through a detailed analysis of employment potential, career prospects and quality-of-life projections, the only thing I have going for myself at the [...]
Posted in About Max, Dating, girls, los angeles, money, relationships, Sex, television Tags: actor girlfriend, actress girlfriend, best girlfriend, best girlfriend in the world, boys and girls, boys vs. girls, cool girlfriends, cute girlfriends, funny girlfriends, girlfriend, girlfriend jokes, great girlfriends, how to be a better girlfriend, how to be a cool girlfriend tips, jen bailey, jen bailey imdb, jen erin bailey, jennifer erin bailey, max lance, max lance girlfriend, men vs. women, rich girlfriend, secret girlfriend, secret millionaire, secret millionaire girlfriend, sex differences, undercover boss, undercover girlfriend, usc, usc rooftop sex No Comments » March 29th, 2011 maxlance1 First was the infamous e-mail circulated by Kappa Sig members detailing sorority girls they’ve slept with. Then there was this week’s new definition of public display of affection – sex on a campus building roof in broad daylight. USC has recently taken part in a massive overhaul of BYU’s honor code. This isn’t to begin [...]
Posted in girls, los angeles, news, relationships, Sex Tags: best fraternaties usc, byu, byu honor code, byu honor code sex, byu honor code violation, college honor code, kappa sig, kappa sig fraternity, kappa sig roof sex, kappa sig rooftop sex, party school rankings, rooftop sex, sex on a building usc, sex on a roof, sexual conquest letter usc, university of southern california, university of southern california roof sex, usc, usc campus sex, usc fraternaties, usc fraternity profiles, usc honor code, usc party school, usc rooftop sex, usc sex letter, usc sex on roof, usc sexual conquest e-mail, usc target e-mail, what is an honor code, what is byu's honor code, what is usc's honor code No Comments » February 23rd, 2011 maxlance1 The unrest sparked in Tunisia that has spread across North Africa and the Middle East is on the precipice of changing the way that the Arab world sees tits. For decades, autocratic rulers have held all the power when it comes to viewing tits and now citizens are taking to the streets to protest. Whether [...]
Posted in girls, history, news, Politics, race, war Tags: arab girls, bahrain, burka topless, burqa topless, egypt, egyptian protests, iranian revolution, middle east, middle east girls, middle east protests, middle east revolution, middle east tits, middle east unrest, middle eastern girls, muslim girls, naked middle eastern girls, north africa revolution, north african revolutions, nude middle east girls, nude middle easterners, nude muslim girls, oil, oil prices, topless middle east girls, tunisia, tunisia protests, tunisian protests, united arab emrites, unrest, yemen No Comments » December 23rd, 2010 maxlance1 I used to have really cool superpower aspirations, like flying or to be invisible. My imaginary superpowers now are sad and pathetic.
Posted in About Max, girls, money, relationships, writing Tags: ability to fly, avoid pregnancy, avoid stds, better jobs, birth control, eat without gaining weight, fighting with girlfriend, fights with girlfriend, flight, flying, flying man, flying person, free food, free meals, get a girl pregnant, girl's locker room, girl's shower, girls showers, how to ask for a raise, how to get a girl pregnant, how to get a raise, invisibility, invisibility cloak, invisible, job, jobs, paycheck, pregnant, raise, raises, rocket man, rocket pack, spying on girls, std, STDs, super hero, super heroes, super power, super powers, superpower, superpowers, talking to girlfriend, work No Comments » December 3rd, 2010 maxlance1 And Civil War is just ahead on the sixty-five year horizon. Imagine if all thirteen colonies had to agree on whether or not to have kids. Sure you could sweep the issue under the table for a little while, but eventually it will erupt in a total war that has its true roots edited in [...]
Posted in About Max, Dating, girls, history, relationships, war Tags: american civil war, articles of confederation, child labor, child slave labor, child slaves, child soldiers, child soldiers africa, child soldiers civil war, child soldiers germany, child soldiers russia, child warriors, children, children in the army, children soldiers, civil war, constitution, fighting over kids, kids, missouri comporise, right time for children, should you have kids, slave labor, slavery, south vs. north, texas civil war, texas school books, texas schools, texas textbooks, texas textbooks civil war, three-fifths compromise, underage soldiers, united states civil war, war between the states, war over kids, when to have children, when to have kids, youngsters No Comments » November 18th, 2010 maxlance1 Posted in About Max, Dating, girls, relationships Tags: arguments, bad first dates, bad relationships, bff, boyfriend, boyfriends, boys, chanukah, chanukkah, dating, dating stories, fighting, first dates, friends with benefits, funny first date stories, gift certificates, gifts, girlfriend, girlfriends, girls, holidays, honesty, horror date stories, just friends, love, lovers, men vs. women, presents, romance, romantic, romantic gift certificates, sex, sex gift certificate, sex stories, sex talking, sweet gift certificates, toxic relationships, truth No Comments » September 27th, 2010 maxlance1 Five. Five in one weekend. I guess maybe one or two for the entire city of Los Angeles would be pretty reasonable, but what does it say that in one weekend I found the OKcupid pages of five different girls I know? For starters, it says that I’m completely addicted to sitting at home and [...]
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Crazy Girls, the number one bestseller on the Amazon Kindle Singles, is available for download from Amazon. Pills, drugs, alcohol, religious nuts, depression, cheating and the NYPD; comedian and writer Max Lance recounts his worst nights from the New York City dating scene. DOWNLOAD HERE
Max Lance is a writer, producer and performer. He was nominated for a Student Emmy, Humanitas Fellowship and was a finalist for the Page Screenplay Award. He writes features, TV and syndicates his blog while hosting the travel show The Trip Next Door and working at Chernin Entertainment. A New York City native, Max graduated the USC film school and now lives in Los Angeles.
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