January 26th, 2011 
maxlance1 Why is it that cats go insane at the scent of tuna? Any fish-like scent will make a cat climb a vertical wall to get their paws on it, yet getting anywhere close to water scares the hell out of them. Why does this paradox go so unexplored? How did they evolve the taste for [...]
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1 Comment » September 29th, 2010 maxlance1 The Corn Refiners Association lobbied the Food and Drug Administration to change the name of high fructose corn syrup to corn sugar last week. Here are some options for alternative proposals:
Posted in commercials, food, news Tags: advertising, bad for you, coke, corn, corn byproduct, corn sugar, corn syrup, current events, fat, fatness, fda, food, food and drug administration, food government, food pyramid, health facts, hfcs, hfcs facts, high fructose corn sugar, high fructose corn syrup, high fructose corn syrup facts, how much high fructose corn syrup, jokes, marketing, name change, news, pepsi, rebrand, rebranding, sugar, sugar drinks, sugary drinks, unhealthy food, waste, weight gain, weight loss No Comments » January 25th, 2010 maxlance1 Jersey Shore had its season finale last week with the genuine bombshell leading to Sammi and Ronnie breaking up (I’m not sure which was the guy and the girl). Italian-American defamation leagues did their usual protesting and boycotting of MTV, arguing that the show promotes negative stereotypes of Italian heritage. The protesters then threatened to [...]
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Crazy Girls, the number one bestseller on the Amazon Kindle Singles, is available for download from Amazon. Pills, drugs, alcohol, religious nuts, depression, cheating and the NYPD; comedian and writer Max Lance recounts his worst nights from the New York City dating scene. DOWNLOAD HERE
Max Lance is a writer, producer and performer. He was nominated for a Student Emmy, Humanitas Fellowship and was a finalist for the Page Screenplay Award. He writes features, TV and syndicates his blog while hosting the travel show The Trip Next Door and working at Chernin Entertainment. A New York City native, Max graduated the USC film school and now lives in Los Angeles.
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