March 22nd, 2011 
maxlance1 Typical American news junkie, latching onto the news of the day, the crisis of the week, the humanitarian effort of the month. One world-changing event after another makes us immediately forget the previous crisis that is still ongoing. This is why we must not allow the Japanese earthquake, tsunami and nuclear emergency make us forget [...]
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No Comments » February 16th, 2011 maxlance1 This week saw the premiere of a super-computer named Watson competing against top champions on Jeopardy. It was an epic battle of man versus machine that truly tested how advanced technology has become and whether we can make a robot smarter than the human brain. The question that all viewers of ABC syndication are asking [...]
Posted in Favorites, Science, technology, television Tags: alex trebeck, alex trebek, college jeopardy, ibm computer, ibm jeopardy, jeopardy, jeopardy challenge, jeopardy college edition, jeopardy computer, jeopardy game, jeopardy home edition, jeopardy online, jeopardy student edition, jeopardy super computer, jeopardy tickets, ken jennings, pat sajack, pat sajak, play wheel of fortune, student jeopardy, vanna white, Watson, watson jeopardy, watson jeopardy computer, watson jeopardy super computer, watson the computer, wheel of fortune, wheel of fortune board game, wheel of fortune computer, wheel of fortune computer challenge, wheel of fortune computer episode, wheel of fortune home game, wheel of fortune online, wheel of fortune taping, wheel of fortune tickets 1 Comment » October 18th, 2010 maxlance1 Football is supposed to be a violent sport and we need to stop letting doctors getting in the way. If our favorite sport is going to return to its glory days of brutes running haphazardly through mud and snow then that’s where our understanding of brain matter must return as well.
Posted in Favorites, football, health, Science, sports Tags: aaron rodgers concussion, aaron rogers concussion, brain injuries, brandon jacobs, brett favre concussion, buy football pads, concussion, concussions, cuncussions, doctors, drew brees, drew brees concussion, effects of concussions, eli manning, fake concussion, football, football helmets, future football helmets, future football pads, future nfl helmets, growth of nfl players, head injuries, helmets, medical staff, nfl, nfl helmets, nfl pads, nfl players size, nfl trainers, offensive linesman, payton manning concussion, peyton manning, peyton manning concussion, physicians, science, sports, sports doctors, sports injuries, sports medicine, sports trainers, team doctors, weak concussion, weak players No Comments » August 20th, 2010 maxlance1 After three years of living in Los Angeles, it’s become obvious that all the genetic dispositions and traits I adapted to thrive in New York’s dating scene are completely useless when dating in Los Angeles. As an east coast sarcastic Jew, I was clearly bred with the ability to pass on my DNA in environments [...]
Posted in Dating, Favorites, los angeles, new york, relationships, Science Tags: bad first dates, crazy dates, crazy girls, darwin, darwin dates, darwin theory on relationships, darwinism, darwinism for dating, dating, dating advice, dating in la, dating in los angeles, dating in new york, dating tips, evolution, evolution explained, finch, finches, finches explained, first dates, galapagos, galapagos island vacation, galapagos islands, galapagos turtle, intelligent design, jdate, jewish dating, jewish girls, jewish guys, jews, judaism, los angeles, origin of species, origin of species explained, sex, sex advice, theory of evolution No Comments » February 8th, 2010 maxlance1 I know it sounds obnoxious to complain about the weather report in Los Angeles, mostly because you really need to go out of your way to find a weather report. If you’re going to start an argument involving local jet streams in L.A., then you’re really doing it just to be a dick. But there [...]
Posted in entertainment, Favorites, girls, los angeles, news, television Tags: ads, advertisements, anchorman, antarctica, barometric pressure, cold, dew point, driving, girls, hot chicks, hot weather girl, jet stream, l.a., la traffic, los angeles, los angeles weather, news, north face, penguins, ron burgundy, sexy weather girl, spanish news, telemundo, television, traffic, tv, weather, weather terms, weathergirl, women 1 Comment » January 22nd, 2010 maxlance1 Posted in Favorites, health Tags: 24 hour fitness, bored at work, cheap gym, choose a gym, comedy, crunch, curves, exercise, fitness, flow chart, funny, funny flow chart, gold's, gym, gym flow chart, gym membership, lucille roberts, math, nysc, pick gym, right gym, sports, work, working out, workout brands, workouts No Comments » January 15th, 2010 maxlance1 I just saw the preview for The Spy Next Door, which finally combines the movies Spy Kids and Rear Window, and it just seems a little surprising that Jackie Chan still speaks English as well as the hostess at my local Wok Don’t Run. Avatar invented an entire race, with its own language, culture and [...]
Posted in entertainment, Favorites, Movies, Uncategorized Tags: 3-d, 3d, 3d movies, avatar, bruce lee, cgi, children, chinese, chow yung fat, english, jackie chan, karate, kids, kids movies, kung fu, kung fu panda, martial arts, martial arts movies, rush hour, shanghai noon, spy, spy kids, spy next door, spying, the spy next door No Comments » September 30th, 2009 maxlance1 The tsunami that hit American Samoa a couple days ago has been very traumatic. It’s not because I’m shaken over the deaths or live near the coast and worry about people I know in California. Instead, the problem is that I can’t figure out how much patriotic sadness I’m supposed to express for an American [...]
Posted in Favorites, Uncategorized Tags: America Samoa, american pride, disasters, samoa tsunami, Samoan Islands, tsunami 1 Comment » September 10th, 2009 maxlance1 Everyone knows that sex in the shower is overrated as it is. Someone is always freezing, there’s too many soapy chemicals around that don’t have that Johnson & Johnson no-tears promise (unrelated to the sex), you can always slip and get into some Final Destination-type hilarity injury. But to compound that is if you make [...]
Posted in Favorites, Uncategorized Tags: relationships, sex, shampoo, shower sex, terrorism, torture, waterboarding No Comments » July 1st, 2009 maxlance1 If politicians spent their own money to have affairs and sex scandals – not tax dollars – there should be no reason for them to resign if they get busted, provided that they’re a good politician. I don’t know if this Sanford guy was doing a good job or not because I don’t stay up [...]
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Crazy Girls, the number one bestseller on the Amazon Kindle Singles, is available for download from Amazon. Pills, drugs, alcohol, religious nuts, depression, cheating and the NYPD; comedian and writer Max Lance recounts his worst nights from the New York City dating scene. DOWNLOAD HERE
Max Lance is a writer, producer and performer. He was nominated for a Student Emmy, Humanitas Fellowship and was a finalist for the Page Screenplay Award. He writes features, TV and syndicates his blog while hosting the travel show The Trip Next Door and working at Chernin Entertainment. A New York City native, Max graduated the USC film school and now lives in Los Angeles.
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