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April 16th, 2011 maxlance1 Facing an array of failure on the cusp of my college graduation and impending one-hundred-and-twenty-thousand dollars of student loan debt at the age of twenty-six, my life options have never been more clear. Through a detailed analysis of employment potential, career prospects and quality-of-life projections, the only thing I have going for myself at the [...]
Posted in About Max, Dating, girls, los angeles, money, relationships, Sex, television Tags: actor girlfriend, actress girlfriend, best girlfriend, best girlfriend in the world, boys and girls, boys vs. girls, cool girlfriends, cute girlfriends, funny girlfriends, girlfriend, girlfriend jokes, great girlfriends, how to be a better girlfriend, how to be a cool girlfriend tips, jen bailey, jen bailey imdb, jen erin bailey, jennifer erin bailey, max lance, max lance girlfriend, men vs. women, rich girlfriend, secret girlfriend, secret millionaire, secret millionaire girlfriend, sex differences, undercover boss, undercover girlfriend, usc, usc rooftop sex No Comments »Which Childhood Nickelodeon Show Defines You Flow Chart
April 6th, 2011 maxlance1 Posted in entertainment, Graphs and Charts, television Tags: 1980s nickelodeon shows, 1990s nickelodeon shows, 1990s tv shows, 90s nickelodeon shows, agro crag, alex mack, are you afraid of the dark, budnick, camp anawana, childhood nickelodeon shows, clarissa explains it all, classic nickelodeon shows, comedy, donkey lips, flow chart, funny, graph, graphic, guts, hey dude, legends of the hidden temple, max lance, nickelodeon, nickelodeon guts, nickelodeon shows 1990s, nickelodeon shows snick, old nickelodeon shows, ren and stimpy, salute your shorts, secret world of alex mack, snick lineup, snick shows, wild and crazy kids nickelodeon No Comments »We Can’t Let The Crisis in Japan Detract From The Uprisings in Charlie Sheen
March 22nd, 2011 maxlance1 Typical American news junkie, latching onto the news of the day, the crisis of the week, the humanitarian effort of the month. One world-changing event after another makes us immediately forget the previous crisis that is still ongoing. This is why we must not allow the Japanese earthquake, tsunami and nuclear emergency make us forget [...]
Posted in entertainment, Favorites, health, news, television Tags: california nuclear fallout, celebrities, celebrity meltdown, charlie sheen, charlie sheen custody, charlie sheen divorce, charlie sheen earthquake, charlie sheen japan, charlie sheen kids, charlie sheen meltdown, charlie sheen tickets, charlie sheen tour, charlie sheen tour tickets, charlie sheen warlock, charlie sheen warlord, crisis in japan, doctors without borders, donate money to charlie sheen, donate money to japan, family, iodine nuclear protection, iodine pills, iodine tablets, japan, japan earthquake, japan meltdown, japan tsunami, nuclear fallout, nuclear iodine pills, nuclear iodine tablets, nuclear protection, radiation, radiation preparation, radiation security, red cross, tiger blood tickets No Comments »When Will A Retarded Super-Computer Compete On Wheel of Fortune?
February 16th, 2011 maxlance1 This week saw the premiere of a super-computer named Watson competing against top champions on Jeopardy. It was an epic battle of man versus machine that truly tested how advanced technology has become and whether we can make a robot smarter than the human brain. The question that all viewers of ABC syndication are asking [...]
Posted in Favorites, Science, technology, television Tags: alex trebeck, alex trebek, college jeopardy, ibm computer, ibm jeopardy, jeopardy, jeopardy challenge, jeopardy college edition, jeopardy computer, jeopardy game, jeopardy home edition, jeopardy online, jeopardy student edition, jeopardy super computer, jeopardy tickets, ken jennings, pat sajack, pat sajak, play wheel of fortune, student jeopardy, vanna white, Watson, watson jeopardy, watson jeopardy computer, watson jeopardy super computer, watson the computer, wheel of fortune, wheel of fortune board game, wheel of fortune computer, wheel of fortune computer challenge, wheel of fortune computer episode, wheel of fortune home game, wheel of fortune online, wheel of fortune taping, wheel of fortune tickets 1 Comment »I Was Improperly Prepared For Bankruptcy By Wheel of Fortune
April 30th, 2010 maxlance1 Through a combination of the global financial crisis and thinking that Lehman Brothers was a great place to invest because he thought it was Brooks Brothers, my dad is declaring bankruptcy. For starters, this changes the entire “My dad can beat up your dad” school-yard argument into the proud declaration that no one who can [...]
Posted in About Max, entertainment, money, television Tags: bankrupt, bankruptcy, bankruptcy law, bankruptcy lawyers, chapter 11 bankruptcy, chapter 7 bankruptcy, chapter eleven, chapter seven, declare bankruptcy, download wheel of fortune, free wheel of fortune game, get on wheel of fortune, how to declare bankruptcy, pat sajak, pat sajak show, play wheel of fortune online, stream wheel of fortune, vanna white, vannah white, watch wheel of fortune, wheel of fortune, wheel of fortune bankruptcy, wheel of fortune prizes, which bankruptcy should I declare, wof No Comments »The Pacific Miniseries Harkens Back to the Good Old Days of Racism
April 15th, 2010 maxlance1 When our country is currently shackled by two wars being fought against a shadowy enemy, it’s nice to have a miniseries that takes us back to the classic days of being allowed to be obligatorily racist against specific groups of people. The Pacific, HBO’s ten-part miniseries about the Japanese theater of World War Two, harkens [...]
Posted in entertainment, race, television, travel, war Tags: afghanistan, afghanistan war, army, asians, black people, gulf war, hbo miniseries, hbo racist, hbo shows, hbo tv shows, hispanics, Iraq War, islam, japan, japanese people, japs, marines, military, pacific, pacific theater, pacific war, race, racism, sunni, the pacific, the pacific hbo, the pacific miniseries, the pacific miniseries hbo, the pacific miniseries racist, the pacific racist, war against japan, white people, world war 2, world war two No Comments »CBS Should Advertise Tiger Woods’ Masters Return Like a Maury Povich Episode
April 8th, 2010 maxlance1 Throughout the NCAA tournament, I have been barraged by the same advertisements to the point where I can rip my shirt off to reveal Bags Fly Free better than the Southwest guys. The ads that infuriate me the most, however, are the teasers for the Masters on CBS. They are frustrating not because of their [...]
Posted in entertainment, girls, relationships, Sex, sports, television Tags: ads, advertisements, cbs, commercials for the masters, daytime talk shows, daytime tv, dna test episode, dna tests, fake tiger woods commercial, funny tiger woods commercial, masters, masters commercials, maury povich, ncaa tournament commercials, oprah, paternity tests, sports, talk shows, the masters, tiger, tiger woods, tiger woods affair, tiger woods cheating, tiger woods commercial, tiger woods girlfriend, tiger woods girlfriends, tiger woods scandal No Comments »Which Infomercial Product Is Right For Me Flow Chart
February 19th, 2010 maxlance1 Posted in entertainment, Graphs and Charts, shopping, television Tags: acupress, as seen on tv, as seen on tv zone, body by gilad, bottle tops, chia hair, chia pet, clapper, cookie diet, infomercial, infomercial jokes, infomercial products, infomercials, liftkits, plater grater, shamwow, slapchop, smart mop, snuggie, th121, tv No Comments »I Hate When The Weather Girl’s Giant Tits Block The Weekend Lows
February 8th, 2010 maxlance1 I know it sounds obnoxious to complain about the weather report in Los Angeles, mostly because you really need to go out of your way to find a weather report. If you’re going to start an argument involving local jet streams in L.A., then you’re really doing it just to be a dick. But there [...]
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Max Lance is a writer, producer and performer. He was nominated for a Student Emmy, Humanitas Fellowship and was a finalist for the Page Screenplay Award. He writes features, TV and syndicates his blog while hosting the travel show The Trip Next Door and working at Chernin Entertainment. A New York City native, Max graduated the USC film school and now lives in Los Angeles.