February 9th, 2011 
maxlance1 With Justin Bieber’s new movie [finally] on the horizon, pedophiles who are both cinephiles and casual movie-goers are flocking away from playgrounds and to their local AMC to catch the latest blockbuster. But a debate is raging over whether or not these lovers of films and children alike should have their own Jim Crow-type seating [...]
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No Comments » December 18th, 2010 maxlance1 When the theater is packed, it makes sense. Reserved-seat movie houses have eliminated the problem faced by couples or groups of friends going to a blockbuster on opening night. However, this novelty of assigning seats completely backfires for two in the afternoon matinees on a Wednesday.You no longer have to lay out a blizzard’s worth [...]
Posted in Dating, entertainment, Movies, technology Tags: amc, amc 16, amc century city, amc century city 16, amc coupons, amc movie theaters, amc movies coupons, amc theaters, amc theaters coupons, arclight, art houses, assigned seating movie theaters, assigned seats, assigned-seat movie theaters, best movies 2010, best movies 2011, cheap movies, cliques, daytime movies, discount movies, keanu, keanu on a bench, keanu sandwich, keanu with a sandwich, landmark, los angeles movie theaters, matinees, movie, movie houses, movie palaces, movie theater coupons, movie theater deals, movie theater discounts, movie theaters, movies, plays, regal cinemas, regal downtown, reserved seats, reserved-seat movie theaters, sad keanu, theaters, watching movies, where to sit No Comments » September 29th, 2010 maxlance1 The Corn Refiners Association lobbied the Food and Drug Administration to change the name of high fructose corn syrup to corn sugar last week. Here are some options for alternative proposals:
Posted in commercials, food, news Tags: advertising, bad for you, coke, corn, corn byproduct, corn sugar, corn syrup, current events, fat, fatness, fda, food, food and drug administration, food government, food pyramid, health facts, hfcs, hfcs facts, high fructose corn sugar, high fructose corn syrup, high fructose corn syrup facts, how much high fructose corn syrup, jokes, marketing, name change, news, pepsi, rebrand, rebranding, sugar, sugar drinks, sugary drinks, unhealthy food, waste, weight gain, weight loss No Comments » August 17th, 2010 maxlance1 It’s easy to knock any book that becomes one of the most popular in the country because America doesn’t read. Since we would rather do anything but pick up a book, this would mean that any book that appeals to millions of people must be catering to retarded people. So for the same reason I [...]
Posted in books, entertainment, Movies, race Tags: 2009, abuse, amc, casting, crime, critcism, critique, dragon tattoo, dragon tattoo review, dragon tattoo spoof, dragon tattoos, girl who played with fire, girl with dragon tattoo actress, girl with the dragon tattoo, girl with the dragon tattoo movie, girl with the dragon tattoo review, harassment, harrassment, movie times, muppets, nightmare on elm street, notes, problem with dragon tattoo, rape, regal, review, reviews, rooney mara, seventh seal, sexual harassment, show times, showtimes, stieg larsson, swedish books, swedish chef, swedish literature, swedish movies, tato, tatoo, tatto, tattoo, tattoos, youth in revolt No Comments » July 9th, 2010 maxlance1 With the exciting news that Cristiano Ronaldo knocked up an American hottie (one of our best exports) and is now trying to play it off as a cover-up/surrogate situation, the United States national team might have finally turned a corner in international soccer. This is the break that Sunil Gulati and Bob Bradley have needed [...]
Posted in entertainment, Soccer, sports Tags: baby, bob bradley, christiano ronoldo, cristiano, cristiano ronaldo, kid, landon donovan, ronaldo, ronaldo american baby, ronaldo baby, ronaldo baby daddy, ronaldo baby momma, ronaldo bastard son, ronaldo child, ronaldo dad, ronaldo kid, ronaldo madrid, ronaldo married, ronaldo mls, ronaldo portugal, ronaldo wife, ronoldo baby, son, us soccer, usa soccer No Comments » June 17th, 2010 maxlance1 Serbia seems to have produced an entire nation of citizens who all look like they are drunk
Posted in basketball, entertainment, history, Soccer, sports, travel, war Tags: bad cars, balkans, civil war, culture, famous serbians, famous serbs, history, history of russia, history of serbia, history of slavs, history of yugoslavia, lakers, manchester united, russia, russia and serbia, sasha vujacic, serb sports, serbia, serbia ghana world cup, serbia highlights, serbia soccer, serbian athletes, serbian athletics, serbians, serbs, slavic people, slavs, slobodan milosovic, understand yugoslavia, vidic, vujacic, wars, why do serbians look drunk, why do serbs look drunk, world cup, world war i, world war one, world war two, world wars, worst cars, yugo, yugo car, yugoslavia, yugoslavia explained No Comments » May 28th, 2010 maxlance1 It’s a shame that soaring salaries and egos have detracted countries from producing wars the way they used to. You could make the argument that studios are so invested in “tentpole” wars that carry on for decades and don’t have discernible starts or finishes, simply for the sake of franchising their wars, that we’ll never [...]
Posted in entertainment, Movies, travel, war Tags: american in korean war, asia, causes of the korean war, china action in korea, cold war, fighting, global crisis, godzilla, japan, kim il sung, kim jong il, korean torpedo crisis, korean war, korean war aftermath, korean war not over, monsters, north korea, nuclear war, russia and america over korea, seoul, south korea, south korea ship sinking, thailand civil war, thailand riots, vietnam war, war, wars No Comments » May 24th, 2010 maxlance1 Despite the fact that Los Angeles doesn’t have anything by way of seasons, it appears that there are three or four months where it only drops ten degrees at night instead of the usual forty. During these months, which northerners call “Summer,” you can find some outdoor movies around Los Angeles. Here are the 2010 [...]
Posted in entertainment, los angeles, Movies Tags: 2010 movie nights los angeles, cemetery movies, cemetery screenings, century city outdoor movies, cinema, cinespia, cinespia movies, citywalk outdoor movies, hollywood forever movies, hollywood movies outdoors, los angeles movie nights, los angeles outdoor cinema, los angeles outdoor movie nights, los angeles outside movies, movies, movies outside, old pasadena film festival, outdoor movies, outdoor movies 2010, outdoor movies by the pool, outdoor movies los angeles, santa monica outdoor movies, santa monica pier movies, santa monica pier outdoor movies, universal citywalk outdoor movies, w hotel outdoor movies, wet bar outdoor movies 1 Comment » April 30th, 2010 maxlance1 Through a combination of the global financial crisis and thinking that Lehman Brothers was a great place to invest because he thought it was Brooks Brothers, my dad is declaring bankruptcy. For starters, this changes the entire “My dad can beat up your dad” school-yard argument into the proud declaration that no one who can [...]
Posted in About Max, entertainment, money, television Tags: bankrupt, bankruptcy, bankruptcy law, bankruptcy lawyers, chapter 11 bankruptcy, chapter 7 bankruptcy, chapter eleven, chapter seven, declare bankruptcy, download wheel of fortune, free wheel of fortune game, get on wheel of fortune, how to declare bankruptcy, pat sajak, pat sajak show, play wheel of fortune online, stream wheel of fortune, vanna white, vannah white, watch wheel of fortune, wheel of fortune, wheel of fortune bankruptcy, wheel of fortune prizes, which bankruptcy should I declare, wof No Comments » April 27th, 2010 maxlance1 As an aspiring writer and stand-up, I constantly have to wonder how useless I truly am. I can go on the full scale of all human beings, on which scale I look pretty good. Most people have crappy day jobs, barely get by and loaf on their ass, in which case, I’m sort of interesting. [...]
Posted in entertainment, sports, wrestling, writing Tags: 1990s wrestling, 1990s wwf, big boss man, bob oedenkirk, classic wrestling, eddie murphy, hulk hogan, intercontinental championship, irwin scheister, joe piscapo, marty janety, marty jannetty, marty jannetty wrestling, marty jannety, minor league baseball, minor leagues, mister show, saturday night live, sean michaels, shawn michaels, snl, the rockers wrestling, toledo mud hens, ultimate warrior, what happened to marty jannetty, where is marty jannetty, wrestling, wwe, wwf No Comments »
Crazy Girls, the number one bestseller on the Amazon Kindle Singles, is available for download from Amazon. Pills, drugs, alcohol, religious nuts, depression, cheating and the NYPD; comedian and writer Max Lance recounts his worst nights from the New York City dating scene. DOWNLOAD HERE
Max Lance is a writer, producer and performer. He was nominated for a Student Emmy, Humanitas Fellowship and was a finalist for the Page Screenplay Award. He writes features, TV and syndicates his blog while hosting the travel show The Trip Next Door and working at Chernin Entertainment. A New York City native, Max graduated the USC film school and now lives in Los Angeles.
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