February 16th, 2010 
maxlance1 Since horror movies are down to such a cookie cutter formula, why can’t you plug in your own actresses-it-isn’t-working-out-for and get a solid killer and turn your $5 Million dollar budget into a $6 Million straight-to-DVD blockbuster? Follow these steps to be the next Wes Craven wannabe. Catch a Falling Star The most important thing [...]
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No Comments » February 3rd, 2010 maxlance1 Why is it that every time John Travolta plays a bad guy, instead of looking evil and menacing, he looks like he’s a mid-level douche bag executive in the mid- to late-1990s experiencing a textbook mid-life crisis? It’s always the standard play-by-play for how to enter your 50s in complete denial. He either shaves his [...]
Posted in entertainment, Movies Tags: 2010 oscars, academy awards, action movies, bad movies, battlestar galactica, films, from paris with love, funny movies, halle berry, john travolta, john travolta bad guy, john travolta reviews, martin lawrence, matrix, movie reviews, movies, new movies, oscars, pelham 123, razzie awards, razzies, scientology, swordfish, the matrix, travolta No Comments » January 15th, 2010 maxlance1 I just saw the preview for The Spy Next Door, which finally combines the movies Spy Kids and Rear Window, and it just seems a little surprising that Jackie Chan still speaks English as well as the hostess at my local Wok Don’t Run. Avatar invented an entire race, with its own language, culture and [...]
Posted in entertainment, Favorites, Movies, Uncategorized Tags: 3-d, 3d, 3d movies, avatar, bruce lee, cgi, children, chinese, chow yung fat, english, jackie chan, karate, kids, kids movies, kung fu, kung fu panda, martial arts, martial arts movies, rush hour, shanghai noon, spy, spy kids, spy next door, spying, the spy next door No Comments » January 11th, 2010 maxlance1 All those other top ten movies of 2009 lists, namely the Golden Globes and Oscars are knockoffs. This list is correct and irrefutable, unless you like overrated movies, like District 9 and Paranormal Activity, in which case you’d like to be popular, which probably wouldn’t land you here. Here we go… Just missed the cut: [...]
Posted in entertainment, Movies Tags: 2009, 500 days of summer, academy awards, action, adventureland, anvil, avatar, best films, best movies, comedy, fantastic mister fox, films, golden globe awards, golden globes, hurt locker, in the loop, movies, oscars, romance, romatnic comedies, star trek, top 10 films, top 10 movies No Comments » December 15th, 2009 maxlance1 I don’t want this to get too pervy, but surely I can’t be the only one who has noticed how hot the lady chipmunks are at the end of the trailer for Alvin and The Chipmunks 2: The Squekquel. Let’s put two things aside for starters. Yes, they are rodents and they could be young. [...]
December 4th, 2009 maxlance1 I saw the trailer for Spider-Man 4, which is going by the name Brothers, opening tomorrow and I can’t figure out the missing pieces between the last Spider-Man movie and this one. The best I could figure out is that it’s a retelling of the first one, but they recasted Natalie Portman as Mary Jane [...]
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Crazy Girls, the number one bestseller on the Amazon Kindle Singles, is available for download from Amazon. Pills, drugs, alcohol, religious nuts, depression, cheating and the NYPD; comedian and writer Max Lance recounts his worst nights from the New York City dating scene. DOWNLOAD HERE
Max Lance is a writer, producer and performer. He was nominated for a Student Emmy, Humanitas Fellowship and was a finalist for the Page Screenplay Award. He writes features, TV and syndicates his blog while hosting the travel show The Trip Next Door and working at Chernin Entertainment. A New York City native, Max graduated the USC film school and now lives in Los Angeles.
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