January 20th, 2012 
maxlance1 *Crap, I wrote this then found out that NY Magazine did essentially the article first. Meh, mine is better. Watching the screeners for the 2012 Oscars and keeping up with the GOP debates makes me feel an identical apathy for this year’s crop of movies and Republicans. Whether they lulled in the race until one [...]
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No Comments » November 30th, 2011 maxlance1 Call me paranoid, but I am pretty certain that my cadre of help that I employ around the house are starting to work together and not just to clean my bathtub. I am growing more and more suspicious that they are writing a book detailing their awful experiences incurred by working for me. I don’t [...]
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July 19th, 2011 maxlance1 Crazy Girls, my first book about nightmare dates, was number one on the Amazon Kindle Singles Bestsellers List.
Posted in About Max, books, Dating, entertainment, Featured, girls, los angeles, new york, relationships, Sex, writing Tags: amazon kindle, amazon kindle singles, bad dates book, book about bad dates, books about bad dates, books about dating, crazy girls, crazy girls book, crazy girls e-book, crazy girls kindle, crazy girls kindle singles, crazy girls max lance, e-book, funny dates book, funny dating stories book, kindle bestsellers, kindle singles, kindle singles bestsellers, kindle singles max lance, max lance, max lance book, max lance e-book, nightmare date stories, nightmare dates, sex stories book, terrible dates No Comments » May 12th, 2011 maxlance1 2011 Outdoor Movies in Los Angeles. Click on the marker for that location’s schedule, also printed in text below. More locations and films are announced throughout the summer. View 2011 Outdoor Movies Los Angeles in a larger map Cinespia – Cemetery Screenings at the Hollywood Forever Cemetery http://cinespia.org/ May 14 – Cat on a Hot [...]
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Crazy Girls, the number one bestseller on the Amazon Kindle Singles, is available for download from Amazon. Pills, drugs, alcohol, religious nuts, depression, cheating and the NYPD; comedian and writer Max Lance recounts his worst nights from the New York City dating scene. DOWNLOAD HERE
Max Lance is a writer, producer and performer. He was nominated for a Student Emmy, Humanitas Fellowship and was a finalist for the Page Screenplay Award. He writes features, TV and syndicates his blog while hosting the travel show The Trip Next Door and working at Chernin Entertainment. A New York City native, Max graduated the USC film school and now lives in Los Angeles.
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