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The Great Gatsby Summary
March 7th, 2012 
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No Comments »I’m Pretty Sure My Maids Are Writing a Tell-All Book About How I Horribly Mistreatment Them
November 30th, 2011 maxlance1 Call me paranoid, but I am pretty certain that my cadre of help that I employ around the house are starting to work together and not just to clean my bathtub. I am growing more and more suspicious that they are writing a book detailing their awful experiences incurred by working for me. I don’t [...]
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Buy Crazy Girls
July 19th, 2011 maxlance1 Crazy Girls, my first book about nightmare dates, was number one on the Amazon Kindle Singles Bestsellers List.
Posted in About Max, books, Dating, entertainment, Featured, girls, los angeles, new york, relationships, Sex, writing Tags: amazon kindle, amazon kindle singles, bad dates book, book about bad dates, books about bad dates, books about dating, crazy girls, crazy girls book, crazy girls e-book, crazy girls kindle, crazy girls kindle singles, crazy girls max lance, e-book, funny dates book, funny dating stories book, kindle bestsellers, kindle singles, kindle singles bestsellers, kindle singles max lance, max lance, max lance book, max lance e-book, nightmare date stories, nightmare dates, sex stories book, terrible dates No Comments »Things I Miss About New York: Racing to Read the End of the Chapter Before the Subway Doors Open at My Stop
November 12th, 2010 maxlance1 This shouldn’t be a nostalgia day. It’s a perfect seventy degrees in the Southland while NYC is getting knocked with those freezing water rain pelts (I think there is another word for this). I was just thinking about how all the fun has been taken out of reading ever since I moved west. This is [...]
Posted in books, los angeles, new york Tags: best new york books, books, books on subway, california, driving subways, east coast, freedom, l.a., look smart on subway, los angeles, los angeles bus, metro, national book award, new york, new york city, new york subway, new york vs. los angeles, ny vs la, nyc, nyc vs la, race train doors, racing subway doors books, racing subways, read books on subway, read on subway, read on train, reading, reading on subway, reading on train, subway, subway riding, west coasting No Comments »Why Did They Translate The Girl With The Dragon Tattoo But Forget to Translate All The Swedish Names and Places?
August 17th, 2010 maxlance1 It’s easy to knock any book that becomes one of the most popular in the country because America doesn’t read. Since we would rather do anything but pick up a book, this would mean that any book that appeals to millions of people must be catering to retarded people. So for the same reason I [...]
Posted in books, entertainment, Movies, race Tags: 2009, abuse, amc, casting, crime, critcism, critique, dragon tattoo, dragon tattoo review, dragon tattoo spoof, dragon tattoos, girl who played with fire, girl with dragon tattoo actress, girl with the dragon tattoo, girl with the dragon tattoo movie, girl with the dragon tattoo review, harassment, harrassment, movie times, muppets, nightmare on elm street, notes, problem with dragon tattoo, rape, regal, review, reviews, rooney mara, seventh seal, sexual harassment, show times, showtimes, stieg larsson, swedish books, swedish chef, swedish literature, swedish movies, tato, tatoo, tatto, tattoo, tattoos, youth in revolt No Comments »1984 – Conjunction Train Wreck
July 26th, 2010 maxlance1 Third episode of the web series that my brother and I are putting together. Check out ConjunctionTrainWreck.com to see the other shorts and if you forward this to any rich people looking to buy web series, we would not fight you on this.
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High School Summary
March 22nd, 2010 maxlance1 High School Summary is a Student Emmy Award-Nominated web series by Max Lance and Dan Lance summarizing high school subjects in four-minute animated shorts.
Monumental Food Industry Books Have Motivated Me To Give Unhealthy Foods Really Dirty Looks
January 20th, 2010 maxlance1 Motivated by a deep-seeded desire to appear smart and insightful, I recently read Fast Food Nation back-to-back with the Omnivore’s Dilemma, both of which made me extremely hungry. There’s no question that these books are important and educational, which is the exact message I wanted to convey to people seeing me reading these books on [...]
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Max Lance is a writer, producer and performer. He was nominated for a Student Emmy, Humanitas Fellowship and was a finalist for the Page Screenplay Award. He writes features, TV and syndicates his blog while hosting the travel show The Trip Next Door and working at Chernin Entertainment. A New York City native, Max graduated the USC film school and now lives in Los Angeles.