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Alternative Name Changes for High Fructose Corn Syrup

The Corn Refiners Association lobbied the Food and Drug Administration to change the name of high fructose corn syrup to corn sugar last week. Here are some options for alternative proposals:

Twinkie melt

Double stacker byproduct

Chicken tricarbonate

Mulch deluxe


The Colonel’s Choice


High Fructose Syrup on the Cob

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