About
Max Lance writes dick jokes in article and screenplay formats while attending USC’s Film School in Los Angeles.
He is from the Upper West Side of Manhattan, Connecticut and Astoria, Queens and is a vaguely-Jewish Atheist who prefers to believe in the New York Rangers.
He was a finalist in a New York Times essay contest, which makes him good at the five-paragraph essay. He has written for College Humor and was a sports writer for Minor League Baseball where he did not perfect the art of talking to girls.
The blog is updated regularly when Max has a boring day job, and rarely when he doesn’t.
He writes things that he thinks are funny and sometimes offensive. When he says the things he writes he either gets laid or fired.
He is big on hiking and travel. You can probably find him at a pub quiz, microbrewery, coffee shop, library or pizza shop. He wants to visit every baseball stadium and National Park. His favorite cities are New York, Buenos Aires, Paris, Portland and Seattle.
If you need to email him, do so at max_lance@hotmail.com.
