Third episode of the web series that my brother and I are putting together. Check out ConjunctionTrainWreck.com to see the other shorts and if you forward this to any rich people looking to buy web series, we would not fight you on this.
Archive for July, 2010
1984 – Conjunction Train Wreck
July 26th, 2010 
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No Comments »Why Hasn’t There Been An Ocean Spill of the World’s Most Expensive Black Liquid Commodity: Printer Ink
July 16th, 2010 maxlance1 Not one to be outmuscled in the global market, BP has upped the ante on Exxon-Mobil by not just dumping a ship’s worth of oil directly onto seagulls, but has done the favor of directly unleashing the Earth’s supply straight into the water, thus cutting out the middleman of a drunken sailor. It makes you [...]
Posted in news, travel, writing Tags: birds in oil, bp oil spill, canon, cheap print cartridge replacement, cheap printer ink, containment cap, exxon valdez oil spill, gulf of mexico, gulf of mexico beaches, gulf of mexico oil spill, gulf oil spill, helvetica, hp, ink, kayak, kodak, lexmark, man made disasters, natural disasters, oil slick, oil spill, print cartridges, printer ink, printers, times new roman, typing, worst oil spills of all time, writing No Comments »Is Ronaldo’s Bastard Son Eligible For the U.S. National Team?
July 9th, 2010 maxlance1 With the exciting news that Cristiano Ronaldo knocked up an American hottie (one of our best exports) and is now trying to play it off as a cover-up/surrogate situation, the United States national team might have finally turned a corner in international soccer. This is the break that Sunil Gulati and Bob Bradley have needed [...]
Posted in entertainment, Soccer, sports Tags: baby, bob bradley, christiano ronoldo, cristiano, cristiano ronaldo, kid, landon donovan, ronaldo, ronaldo american baby, ronaldo baby, ronaldo baby daddy, ronaldo baby momma, ronaldo bastard son, ronaldo child, ronaldo dad, ronaldo kid, ronaldo madrid, ronaldo married, ronaldo mls, ronaldo portugal, ronaldo wife, ronoldo baby, son, us soccer, usa soccer No Comments »Death Valley Vacation Video
July 1st, 2010 maxlance1 This trip was back in November. About a six hour drive from Los Angeles. I-15 towards Vegas, route 127, then 178 into the park. Stopped by Badwater Salt Flats, the lowest point in the Western Hemisphere. Then around Artists Palatte (purty rocks) and up to Dante’s View, which looks down on the whole valley. Camped [...]
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Max Lance is a writer, producer and performer. He was nominated for a Student Emmy, Humanitas Fellowship and was a finalist for the Page Screenplay Award. He writes features, TV and syndicates his blog while hosting the travel show The Trip Next Door and working at Chernin Entertainment. A New York City native, Max graduated the USC film school and now lives in Los Angeles.