April 30th, 2010 
maxlance1 Through a combination of the global financial crisis and thinking that Lehman Brothers was a great place to invest because he thought it was Brooks Brothers, my dad is declaring bankruptcy. For starters, this changes the entire “My dad can beat up your dad” school-yard argument into the proud declaration that no one who can [...]
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No Comments » April 27th, 2010 maxlance1 As an aspiring writer and stand-up, I constantly have to wonder how useless I truly am. I can go on the full scale of all human beings, on which scale I look pretty good. Most people have crappy day jobs, barely get by and loaf on their ass, in which case, I’m sort of interesting. [...]
Posted in entertainment, sports, wrestling, writing Tags: 1990s wrestling, 1990s wwf, big boss man, bob oedenkirk, classic wrestling, eddie murphy, hulk hogan, intercontinental championship, irwin scheister, joe piscapo, marty janety, marty jannetty, marty jannetty wrestling, marty jannety, minor league baseball, minor leagues, mister show, saturday night live, sean michaels, shawn michaels, snl, the rockers wrestling, toledo mud hens, ultimate warrior, what happened to marty jannetty, where is marty jannetty, wrestling, wwe, wwf No Comments » April 23rd, 2010 maxlance1 The Verdugo Mountains are an isolated mountain range that is located near Glendale, Burbank and La Canada near the 2 freeway. It is a little less than six miles to do the loop and is easily one of the best clear-day views that is inland from the coast. Even on an overcast day like this [...]
Posted in hiking, los angeles, sports, travel Tags: best hikes in los angeles, best los angeles hiking, best way to see verdugo mountains, downtown la from the mountains, downtown la skyline, downtown los angeles, glendale, griffith observatory, griffith park, griffith park hiking, hike verdugo mountains, hollywood, how to hike verdugo mountain, la hikes, los angeles hikes, los angeles hiking, los angeles hiking guide, mt verdugo, valley, verdugo mountain, verdugo mountain road, verdugo mountains, verdugo mountains directions, verdugo mountains video, verdugo mts, verdugo trail, where are the verdugo mountains No Comments » April 15th, 2010 maxlance1 When our country is currently shackled by two wars being fought against a shadowy enemy, it’s nice to have a miniseries that takes us back to the classic days of being allowed to be obligatorily racist against specific groups of people. The Pacific, HBO’s ten-part miniseries about the Japanese theater of World War Two, harkens [...]
Posted in entertainment, race, television, travel, war Tags: afghanistan, afghanistan war, army, asians, black people, gulf war, hbo miniseries, hbo racist, hbo shows, hbo tv shows, hispanics, Iraq War, islam, japan, japanese people, japs, marines, military, pacific, pacific theater, pacific war, race, racism, sunni, the pacific, the pacific hbo, the pacific miniseries, the pacific miniseries hbo, the pacific miniseries racist, the pacific racist, war against japan, white people, world war 2, world war two No Comments » April 10th, 2010 maxlance1 The explosion in tensions in Kyrgyzstan this week showed how susceptible governments are if they oppress citizens and command a weak police presence. We have all learned that you can’t keep citizens from the vowels they deserve. I’m not exactly sure where Kyrgyzstan is located. I tried searching for it on Google Maps, but instead [...]
Posted in language, news, travel, war Tags: afghanistan, balkans, consonants, current events, daily show, english, government, history, jokes about Kyrgyzstan, jokes on current events, kazakhstan, Kyrgyzstan, Kyrgyzstan jokes, Kyrgyzstan news, Kyrgyzstan overthrow, Kyrgyzstan revolt, Kyrgyzstan revolution, Kyrgyzstan riots, Kyrgyzstan unrest, language, language jokes, military, netherlands, news, news jokes, Obama, poland, post soviet countries, post soviet future, post soviet states, press, russia, soviet bloc, soviet union, troops, unrest, vowels, war, weekend update No Comments » April 8th, 2010 maxlance1 Throughout the NCAA tournament, I have been barraged by the same advertisements to the point where I can rip my shirt off to reveal Bags Fly Free better than the Southwest guys. The ads that infuriate me the most, however, are the teasers for the Masters on CBS. They are frustrating not because of their [...]
Posted in entertainment, girls, relationships, Sex, sports, television Tags: ads, advertisements, cbs, commercials for the masters, daytime talk shows, daytime tv, dna test episode, dna tests, fake tiger woods commercial, funny tiger woods commercial, masters, masters commercials, maury povich, ncaa tournament commercials, oprah, paternity tests, sports, talk shows, the masters, tiger, tiger woods, tiger woods affair, tiger woods cheating, tiger woods commercial, tiger woods girlfriend, tiger woods girlfriends, tiger woods scandal No Comments » April 1st, 2010 maxlance1 Dear Sir or Madam, Hello, my name is Max. Through supportive parents and a liberal arts education, I am under the misguided impression that I am above this, but my checking account balance says otherwise. Therefore I would like to apply for the assistant position you posted on CraigsList. I am well-versed in all Microsoft [...]
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Crazy Girls, the number one bestseller on the Amazon Kindle Singles, is available for download from Amazon. Pills, drugs, alcohol, religious nuts, depression, cheating and the NYPD; comedian and writer Max Lance recounts his worst nights from the New York City dating scene. DOWNLOAD HERE
Max Lance is a writer, producer and performer. He was nominated for a Student Emmy, Humanitas Fellowship and was a finalist for the Page Screenplay Award. He writes features, TV and syndicates his blog while hosting the travel show The Trip Next Door and working at Chernin Entertainment. A New York City native, Max graduated the USC film school and now lives in Los Angeles.
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