March 29th, 2010 
maxlance1 Where are all the Coco supporters today in news that the unloved and slighted V train is going to be eliminated under the new budget cuts? The V was hardly given a chance to shine and it showed moments of brilliance before having the axe handed down because the MTA panicked over expenditures. The V [...]
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1 Comment » March 24th, 2010 maxlance1 9. Boston Museum Boston, Massachusetts, March 18, 1990, $300 Million worth of paintings One of the largest art thefts in history, two more “police officers” knocked on a security entrance side door and quickly tied up the two guards on duty. The thieves stole three Rembrants and a Vermeer along with eight other paintings, all [...]
Posted in entertainment, history Tags: amazing robberies, banco central robbery, bank robbers, bank robbery, boston, boston museum robbery, brinks robbery, brinks truck robbed, brinks truck robbery, goodfellas, great train robbery, heists, largest robberies, largest robberies in history, lufthansa robbery, most amazing robberies, most incredible robberies, most insane robberies, northern bank hijacking, northern bank robbery, robberies, train robberies No Comments » March 22nd, 2010 maxlance1 I attached my sunrise-viewing plans the way environmental legislation is tucked away on page 200 of a war bill. Maybe if I masked my plan of waiting in the mountains until 7 A.M. to watch the sunlight flood Barcelona as a wild night of club-hopping then I could find people to go with me to [...]
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March 22nd, 2010 maxlance1 High School Summary is a Student Emmy Award-Nominated web series by Max Lance and Dan Lance summarizing high school subjects in four-minute animated shorts.
March 20th, 2010 maxlance1 The Trip Next Door is a hiking and travel show hosted by Max Lance and produced by Mainspring Productions.
March 10th, 2010 maxlance1 Most military setbacks throughout history are caused by the favored Army being more prepared for the previous war than the one they are currently losing. We have become fully adapted for the terrain and tactics of one enemy, then enter a new landscape and demands and we are caught off guard. This is exactly how [...]
Posted in Dating, girls, relationships, Sex, war Tags: arguing with girlfriend, bad relationships, bad sex, dating, ex-girlfriends, fighting with girlfriend, fights, frat parties, girl fights, how to win an argument, jello wrestling, love, military strategy, military techniques, military theory, mud wrestling, relationships, revolutionary war, sex, sexy girlfriends, vietnam, war, war with girlfriend, world war 2, world war i, world war one No Comments » March 1st, 2010 maxlance1 This has been a serious pet peeve of mine going on two decades now, and I don’t know where I could send an angry letter regarding this matter. Ideally, this blog post will go so viral that it will never be an issue again, but seriously, can we all, as a public, learn how to [...]
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Crazy Girls, the number one bestseller on the Amazon Kindle Singles, is available for download from Amazon. Pills, drugs, alcohol, religious nuts, depression, cheating and the NYPD; comedian and writer Max Lance recounts his worst nights from the New York City dating scene. DOWNLOAD HERE
Max Lance is a writer, producer and performer. He was nominated for a Student Emmy, Humanitas Fellowship and was a finalist for the Page Screenplay Award. He writes features, TV and syndicates his blog while hosting the travel show The Trip Next Door and working at Chernin Entertainment. A New York City native, Max graduated the USC film school and now lives in Los Angeles.
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