I really wish I could play basketball, but it seems like the only options for games are the six-foot-tall monsters who just missed the draft, or the Asian foreign exchange students who couldn’t get into the badminton game. Essentially there is no middle class in pickup basketball games.
And it’s really frustrating, because that’s exactly where [...]
Archive for January, 2010
How Could Dominos Rescind Jersey Shore Advertising When Dominos is the Jersey Shore of Pizza?
January 25th, 2010
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Jersey Shore had its season finale last week with the genuine bombshell leading to Sammi and Ronnie breaking up (I’m not sure which was the guy and the girl).
Italian-American defamation leagues did their usual protesting and boycotting of MTV, arguing that the show promotes negative stereotypes of Italian heritage. The protesters then threatened to send [...]
Monumental Food Industry Books Have Motivated Me To Give Unhealthy Foods Really Dirty Looks
January 20th, 2010
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Motivated by a deep-seeded desire to appear smart and insightful, I recently read Fast Food Nation back-to-back with the Omnivore’s Dilemma, both of which made me extremely hungry.
There’s no question that these books are important and educational, which is the exact message I wanted to convey to people seeing me reading these books on the [...]
The Indisputable Top Ten Movies of 2009
January 11th, 2010
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All those other top ten movies of 2009 lists, namely the Golden Globes and Oscars are knockoffs. This list is correct and irrefutable, unless you like overrated movies, like District 9 and Paranormal Activity, in which case you’d like to be popular, which probably wouldn’t land you here. Here we go…
Just missed the cut: The [...]
