Archive for December, 2009

Why I Pity The Older Girls I Date

It should definitely be noted that people other than myself express pity for the girls I date, but that’s more personality-driven, I think. And also I need to mention that by “older,” I just mean older than me. I’m not hanging out at bingo parlors to snag myself a taut sixty-two-year-old, even though there would [...]

Is Anyone Else Turned On By the Lady Chipmunks in the Alvin and The Chipmunks Squekquel Trailer?

I don’t want this to get too pervy, but surely I can’t be the only one who has noticed how hot the lady chipmunks are at the end of the trailer for Alvin and The Chipmunks 2: The Squekquel.
Let’s put two things aside for starters. Yes, they are rodents and they could be young. These [...]

Last Episode of Film Talk – Invictus

Thanks for watching everyone. Follow Kate Sargeant on Facebook and Twitter for info on her amazing new web series in January and check out ABC’s hit show Castle, which she’ll be writing on.

New Features on Microsoft Office 2010

Personalized file-format that allows Word files you create to only work on your computer.
Auto-crash mode will allow MS Office to crash your computer every ten minutes, down from every thirty.
Random-font generator opens your files in a new wacky font code that cannot be changed for your protection.
Auto-table turns any essay over ten pages long into [...]

“Brothers” Is About Spider-Man Joining the Army

I saw the trailer for Spider-Man 4, which is going by the name Brothers, opening tomorrow and I can’t figure out the missing pieces between the last Spider-Man movie and this one.
The best I could figure out is that it’s a retelling of the first one, but they recasted Natalie Portman as Mary Jane and [...]

Six More Unreleased Marilyn Monroe Viral Videos

You can also read this article at Ego TV.
Marilyn Monroe Keyboard Cats the Zapruger Film

In a horrific, yet hilariously curt retelling of John F. Kennedy’s assassination in Dallas, Texas, we watch in painful slow motion as the bullet rips through the president’s head and chaos descends. Just as his head snaps back forward and Jackie [...]

Articles Will be Syndicated on Ego TV

Hey, so a little bit of good news today. All my articles will keep appearing here, but they’ll also be up on this nifty (because they’re throwing me some cash) site called Ego TV. Check them out. Do they have a vote up feature? Vote me up. Or vote them up. Can you vote things [...]

Film Talk – Up In The Air (episode 9 of 12)

Next week’s movie: Invictus

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