July 30th, 2009 
maxlance1 I wonder if it’s possible that the reason there’s such a dearth of original movies produced by Hollywood studios is because the idea of everyday reality for the people creating these films is the one offered by Los Angeles. The entire essence of Los Angeles is that it’s a cultural wasteland nearly void of human [...]
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No Comments » July 27th, 2009 maxlance1 I think that the sole cause for the high divorce rate lies squarely on Jim Henson. Most kids watched the Muppets as children, and I think that something about seeing this throughout our childhoods has permanently implanted that the Miss Piggy and Kermit the Frog relationship is considered standard. Just describing the relationship that these [...]
Posted in Uncategorized Tags: divorce, kermit the frog, love, marriage, miss piggy, muppets 1 Comment » July 23rd, 2009 maxlance1 Hot girls, or even mildly attractive ones for that matter, have zero right to call themselves nerds under any circumstance. Even if they actually are nerds in the traditional sense, a hot girl can never in any way be a real nerd. If a girl is hot – no matter what her interest are – [...]
Posted in Uncategorized Tags: back to the future, comic books, men vs. women, nerds, pop culture, sex, women No Comments » July 20th, 2009 maxlance1 It is great to see that there is now an Oregon Trail iPhone app because I think that there’s no better way to prepare people for the death of family member than playing this game as a child. This game was horrifying for most of my childhood because every time I signed on and was [...]
Posted in Uncategorized Tags: childhood, computer games, dysentery, families, oregon trail, video games 1 Comment » July 16th, 2009 maxlance1 There’s a little plot trick that the writer abuses used glaringly in Independence Day and The Hangover. It’s one of these things where the writer has gotten into a corner where there’s no way to solve the epic problem that he or she has created and needs a miracle plot device to get out of [...]
Posted in Uncategorized Tags: action movies, independence day, michael bay, movies, plot, the hangover, writing 2 Comments » July 14th, 2009 maxlance1 The pinnacle for an architect is no longer recognition and awards, but rather it’s getting your structure destroyed in a Michael Bay disaster movie. I wonder if the architects of crappy structures and landmarks – be it in major cities or crappy towns across the Midwest (I’m looking at you, Cincinnati) – dream of this [...]
Posted in Uncategorized Tags: aliens, architecture, art, disasters, films, history, movies, new york No Comments » July 9th, 2009 maxlance1 Finally booked a flight to head back to New York in August. As much as I’m missing New York and can’t wait to see my friends, family and the City, part of me is most excited about getting another round of Delta’s in-flight trivia. Have you given this thing a try? Basically you play trivia [...]
Posted in Uncategorized Tags: air travel, airplanes, flying, in flight entertainment, pub quiz, quiz night, trivia No Comments » July 6th, 2009 maxlance1 Please write a comment if you know of another outdoor movie in Los Angeles that isn’t on the list. Be sure to include a link. I think I got most of them, but I assume there’s more. Click the blue pushpin to see the schedule for each location, or click larger map below the map [...]
July 6th, 2009 maxlance1 I hate when you’re flipping through the TV channels and come across a movie you really want to watch, just to find out a split second later that the whole thing has been dubbed in Spanish. Can’t they add English subtitles to the original English movie for these frustrating situations? We gave them the channels [...]
Posted in Uncategorized Tags: english, entertainment, movies, spanish, television, tv shows No Comments » July 1st, 2009 maxlance1 If politicians spent their own money to have affairs and sex scandals – not tax dollars – there should be no reason for them to resign if they get busted, provided that they’re a good politician. I don’t know if this Sanford guy was doing a good job or not because I don’t stay up [...]
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Crazy Girls, the number one bestseller on the Amazon Kindle Singles, is available for download from Amazon. Pills, drugs, alcohol, religious nuts, depression, cheating and the NYPD; comedian and writer Max Lance recounts his worst nights from the New York City dating scene. DOWNLOAD HERE
Max Lance is a writer, producer and performer. He was nominated for a Student Emmy, Humanitas Fellowship and was a finalist for the Page Screenplay Award. He writes features, TV and syndicates his blog while hosting the travel show The Trip Next Door and working at Chernin Entertainment. A New York City native, Max graduated the USC film school and now lives in Los Angeles.
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